a poem about blowjobs

I’m a self proclaimed lesbian, dick sucking expert

A closeted cunnilinguist 

But men are way easier

Every Pornhub instruction vid marked with a check

A mess

With a failed bulimic gag reflex

A minute

Thirty seconds

A slut 

A whore

Amazed cause he’s never came that hard before

It’s technical really

Choreography basically

A harmless distraction from a reality that’s facing me



That burger you ate

In my hair

On my tits

On my shirt the next day

No shots for me

I’d rather be sober

Cause the better I am

The quicker it’s over

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